25 best celeb quotes this year (4)
2008-12-30 03:43:20 GMT2008-12-30 11:43:20 (Beijing Time)
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Ben Affleck: "Thank God my daughter is too young [to understand]." – After Kimmel and Affleck revealed their star-studded revenge video – "I'm F–ing Ben Affleck" – on Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon
"I can snort you under the table." – Elton John, bickering with a tipsy Lily Allen onstage, at the GQ Men of the Year Awards
"Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, 'So, is it true?' " – Samantha Ronson, on the widespread curiosity about her relationship with Lindsay Lohan, to Harper's Bazaar
"I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's." – Jessica Simpson, on what her boyfriends put up with, to PEOPLE
"If I can't get the girl, why don't I just tell her I'm John Mayer?" – John Mayer, spoofing his songwriting abilities, on Funnyordie.com
Miley apologizes, Tina channels Sarah and more from the year's biggest stars.
