Megan Fox admits she's hot, Sarah Palin quits rambling and more lip service from the chattiest stars of the year.
I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels."– Lindsay Lohan, having a little fun with her multitude of media personas, in a spoof eHarmony commercial for funnyordie.com
"Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you." – Oprah Winfrey, giving it straight to the class of 2009 during her commencement address at Duke University
"I'd also like to reiterate that Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so." – Brad Pitt, inciting Clooney's male fans around the world, to PEOPLE
"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage ... I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there." – Former Miss California Carrie Prejean, offending Miss USA judge Perez Hilton
"I'm so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who's the other one?" – Kate Winslet, momentarily forgetting fellow nominee Angelina Jolie while accepting the Golden Globe for best actress