Thu, December 31, 2009
Megan Fox admits she's hot, Sarah Palin quits rambling and more lip service from the chattiest stars of the year.
"Is your arm sore from handing out and taking back roses?" – Jimmy Kimmel, teasing Bachelor star Jason Mesnick about his shocking switch-a-roo, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
It was sort of one of those things that was like a perfect storm." – Mischa Barton, on the combination of exhaustion and botched dental surgery that resulted in her psychiatric hold, on The View
"Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man's disease ... like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini." – Jeremy Piven, joking about his controversial illness, on The Late Show with David Letterman
"I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me." – David Letterman, facing the music following his admission of having had office affairs
"You guys said we did this for the show." – Six-year-old "Balloon Boy" – Falcon Heene, blowing the cover of his fame-hungry parents on Larry King Live
