The dress, the music, even the bathroom arrangements: the world now knows everything about Chelsea Clinton's wedding. Or does it?
LOCATION: All signals point to Rhinebeck, a quaint town in upstate New York. Paparazzi have snapped pictures of a huge white tent going up in the secluded grounds of Astor Courts estate. Local store owners testify to the presence of well-heeled out-of-towners and men talking into cell phones about security.
Another big clue: the Federal Aviation Authority on Thursday ordered airspace shut over the location during Saturday afternoon. The reason was "VIP Movement."
THE DRESS: It's Vera Wang! Well, maybe not, but Women's Wear Daily (WWD), the fashion industry journal, snapped Chelsea and her mother visiting the hip designer in New York on Tuesday.
That would have solved one parlor game riddle. The problem, concedes WWD, is that Hillary Clinton also dropped into rival designer Oscar de la Renta's Manhattan showroom the same day.
THE TUNES: That includes Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean," Cat Stevens' "Wild World," and ABBA's "Dancing Queen."